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Eldritch Pony 'Friendship is ZALGO' - Desk Mat

Eldritch Pony 'Friendship is ZALGO' - Desk Mat

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Friendship... but it whispers from the void. Transform your desk into a beautifully unsettling dreamscape with this eldritch pony desk mat. Featuring three shadow-steeds with glowing eyes and tendrils like living smoke, standing before a twisting, impossible cityscape, this isn't just a desk mat — it’s a gateway to another plane. Friendship may be magic, but the stars have teeth. And yes, it still keeps your mouse gliding like a dream.

🦄 Perfect For

  • Eldritch horror lovers
  • Goth and dark cottagecore fans
  • RPG and TTRPG enthusiasts
  • "My Little Pony, but cursed" enjoyers
  • Anyone who loves when whimsy gets weird

✨ Product Details

  • Material: 100% neoprene with anti-slip backing
  • Thickness: 3mm (comfy + durable)
  • Hemmed edges for long-lasting use
  • Available in 3 sizes: 12” × 18”, 12” × 22”, and 16” × 32”

🧽 Care Instructions

  • Spot clean with warm water and mild soap
  • Soft brush for stubborn areas
  • No full soaking needed 
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