Unisex Long-Sleeve T-Shirt - Unhinged Eldritch Rainbow Chaos & the Sparklewhale Nebula

🌈 Taste the rainbow...of unknowable cosmic truths. This long-sleeve unisex tee features the Sparklewhale Nebula, an unhinged Lisa-Frank-inspired cosmic beast spewing rainbows into the void. Meanwhile, a tiny chaos gremlin cheers it on from above. Overflowing with chaotic-good energy, this shirt is ideal for anyone who loves their eldritch horror cute, their colors neon, and their vibes turned up to 11.

🐳 Perfect For

• Psychedelic art lovers
• Fans of cosmic/kawaii mashups
• Unique, delightfully weird gifts

✨ Product Features

• Ultra cotton for a soft, slightly vintage feel
• Seamless tubular knit for comfort & durability
• Ribbed collar keeps its shape
• Reinforced shoulders for long wear
• Classic unisex fit

🧼 Care instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Tumble dry medium
• Do not iron
• Do not dryclean
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed